January 2012
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8 Scientists We Want To Date And Why - The Frisky →
thefrisky: Ever since I implored the fungus guy to be my boyfriend, I’ve been thinking about all the different types of scientists who would make excellent partners. I polled my biologist parents, my science-y friends, and the Frisky ladies to compile a list of the most desirable kinds of scientists, why we want to date them, and, alas, their potential downfalls…
Jan 26th
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Me: My internet keeps cutting out. Should I be mad at Comcast or the sun?
Henry: One of those things can only be appeased through human sacrifice, so it's best to blame the other one.
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“Newt Gingrich is an idiot of great renown. There is something so hopelessly...”
– Maurice Sendak, author of Where the Wild Things Are, on the Colbert Report. (via allanmjoseph)
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Julie: Our venn diagram is on the Buzzfeed homepage.
Me: Aaahh proudest moment! Collaborating with you is my favorite.
Julie: We need to make it a point to do it all the time because it equals SUCCESS!
Me: Basically Julie, on my own I am nothing; with you, I am on the Buzzfeed homepage.
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Computer Blew: Anatomy of a Facebook Rage-Quit →
computerblew: We’ve all been there. One day you wake up and just decide to throw in the towel. Maybe you’re sick of the constant stream of invitations to Zynga games, or the older relatives who snoop through your posts like a mother through a sock drawer. Maybe you’ve got one friend with serious emotional…
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“Fashion is a concept and an industry, yes, but at its heart is a simple act:...”
– On Fashion, Feminism & The Power Of Self-Expression - The Frisky (via thefrisky)
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Nick: I'm drinking wine made by Nicolas Cage's uncle.
Me: You mean Francis Ford Coppola?
Nick: I mean Nicolas Cage's uncle.
Me: Do you know who Francis Ford Coppola is?
Nick: I know that Nicolas Cage starred in "National Treasure," and that's all I need to know.
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“Listen, smile, agree, and then do whatever the fuck you were gonna do anyway.”
– Robert Downey Jr.
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ListenThe White Stripes — Dead Leaves And The...
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Jon Stewart: You don't think two affairs hurt someone who thinks of themselves as a champion of traditional marriage?
John Oliver: What could be more traditional than the arrangement that Gingrich proposed? Throughout history Jon, traditional marriage has meant powerful men doing whatever the fuck they want, whenever the fuck they want.
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5 Craigslist Missed Connections Ads I Will... →
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Don't Show-cha Your Chocha is back! →
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