February 2012
“If being crazy means living life as if it matters, then I don’t mind being...”
– Revolutionary Road
Me: Fuckfest!
Breanna: Did you say breakfast?
Kyle: She said fuckfest.
“That’s the frailty of genius, John — it needs an audience.”
– Sherlock (via inothernews)
Amelia: Ami is savoring Downton Abbey.
Me: WHAT?!
Amelia: It's because she's really busy. She, like, goes out.
Me: Suddenly I don't relate to Ami at all.
Amelia: I think she's finally starting to realize that she needs to prioritize her fictional relationships over the real ones.
January 2012
“Oh, darling, you will be good to me, won’t you? Because we’re going to have a...”
– Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via loveyourchaos)
A Perfect Circle — The Outsider
(via...
“Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.”
– Kurt Vonnegut
Computer Blew: Tips for buying an Xbox on... →
computerblew:
The following are all real observations that I have actually encountered. I can’t make this up. Honestly, I’m not that creative.
When meeting your seller, remember that basement sublets can have pretty low ceilings. This isn’t a problem for inhabitants, as you will discover most seating is of…
