"classic"
catedunn: rore: when someone sends you a link to something you’ve already seen, this is the nicest...
Jul 31st
seriouslythough:
irrationalblog:
I made this helpful scale...
Jul 30th
Watch
This song has been stuck in my head for eight years.
Jul 29th
prettylegit:
I really hope someone actually buys this Viktor...
Jul 29th
“How to make it (oral sex) more pleasant for you? Brush your...”
— Glamour Magazine, January...
— Glamour Magazine, January...
Jul 27th
rachwark: did they list you as a blogger in your article, by the way?
rachwark: they did right?
WangstaMcPimp: yep
rachwark: cuz that could be basically the entire cause of the fury right there
WangstaMcPimp: i think that was a HUGE part
rachwark: blogger is on par with performance artist i think
rachwark: one step above homosexual or atheist
rachwark: they did right?
WangstaMcPimp: yep
rachwark: cuz that could be basically the entire cause of the fury right there
WangstaMcPimp: i think that was a HUGE part
rachwark: blogger is on par with performance artist i think
rachwark: one step above homosexual or atheist
Jul 25th
getupgetout:
Great advice.
Jul 25th
Me: Can someone explain to me the difference between Gordy and Babe?
Devin: Psh! Where do I start??
Nick: Yeah! You can't even compare 'em!
Me: Wait, you can't compare two movies about a talking pig? The only two movies about a talking pig?
Devin: Psh! Where do I start??
Nick: Yeah! You can't even compare 'em!
Me: Wait, you can't compare two movies about a talking pig? The only two movies about a talking pig?
Jul 25th
Breaking: Lindsay Pwns Lars Larson
Jul 24th
What happens when I put my brother in charge of the...
Jul 24th
“The best part of Dark Knight was the serious scene with the...”
— My friend Meg
— My friend Meg
Jul 24th
A Senator and a General Laughed At Me
madeza: I was an AmeriCorps volunteer in a program called City Year from the age of 17 until I was...
Jul 23rd
Devin: (humming an unrecognizable tune)
Me: What song is that?
Devin: Big Willie Style. Some of us listened past the hits.
Me: What song is that?
Devin: Big Willie Style. Some of us listened past the hits.
Jul 19th
“This week Starbucks is unveiling a new drink called a...”
— Conan O’Brien’s monologue last...
— Conan O’Brien’s monologue last...
Jul 18th
BMW Premium Used Women. So fucked up.
Jul 18th
“I don’t care if I go through life and don’t help...”
— Nick Swardson
— Nick Swardson
Jul 17th
curate:
sexartandpolitics:The Year in Pictures: La Vie En...
Jul 17th
In my humble opinion...
The film reviewer who described Space Chimps as “Chimptastic!” should be fired...
Jul 17th
My brothers could draw a pretty detailed...
Jul 17th
catedunn:
gauntlet:
Subvertising
Jul 16th
The real ones, or the wax figures? I actually have no idea.
Jul 14th
“Dear Americans, is it true you don’t have ketchup...”
— Letters from the end consumer
— Letters from the end consumer
Jul 14th
Watch
My brothers and I made this video like five years ago. I think it’s still a classic.
Jul 12th
First Question: Absolutely Not....
aleck: while hanging out with some friends this weekend, a very important question arose: can you...
Jul 12th
catedunn:
noahkai:
True words.
travors:
via...
Jul 12th
Waldo Lake, Oregon. Best day ever.
Jul 12th
What's Important
Tona: Oh no!Me: What?
Tona: There's a 60% chance Israel is gonna bomb Iran.
Me: Seriously? It's not on the CNN homepage!
Tona: What's their top story?
Me: Apparently there are problems with the new iPhone.
Tona: What else?
Me: "Shirtless calendar gets Mormon in trouble."
Tona: Oh.
Jul 12th