Me: I'd been eating vegetarian for quite awhile, and then yesterday I had a turkey sandwich, and I think I acquired the taste for blood.
Tona: What does that mean?
Me: I could barely sleep last night! I was craving pork chops and shredded beef!
Tona: Wait, I'm confused. You drank turkey blood?
Me: No, I just ate a turkey sandwich and acquired the taste for blood!
Tona: So you went to the butcher and asked for a cup of turkey blood?
Me: No!
Tona: That's what I heard.
Me: It's a common misconception.
Oct 11th