I just read somewhere that the word ‘nostalgia’ is Greek for...– Amy Poehler
How beautiful is it to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth...– Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country (via janettt) (via quote-book) (via longlivethequeen)
langer: Sarah Palin has hinted at tapping Glenn Beck for a 2012 ticket, and now even Lou Dobbs is putting a finger in the wind. The only logical way this ends is for Adam Lambert to challenge Obama from the left.
Sometimes I think that song ‘Bad Bad Leroy Brown’ is about...– Chris
Sucky Life Showdown
Me: I've been watching America's Funniest Home Videos on WGN for the past three hours.
Devin: I just woke up from a slightly erotic dream about Gary Sinise.
This Easy Mac is not easy at all.– Ali
A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.– Dave Barry (via appleonastick) (via arseniccupcakes) (via bowfolk) (via lemonlove)