I know you think we need more for that because you voted against it. Don’t think...– Barack Obama, to stimulus opponent Rep. Peter DeFazio (D-OR) when told Obama he wanted more infrastructure funding (via blogonthe) (via think4yourself)
Oh shit, your birthday already passed?! I was sure it was the 27th. Oh wait,...– My roommate Pavis. Further proof that I live in an alternate reality. (via natkretchun)
People within feminist circles may recognize names like Jessica Valenti or...– The End of the Women’s Movement | The American Prospect (via buyhercandy) (via alohanico) I love this. (via jgh) (via gauntlet)
I found this pill you can take that makes you no longer hungry. It’s called a...– Amir (via david) (via alla1) (via hautelikecouture)
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.– Emo Philips
aleck: ive made it no secret that i think twitter is an extremely useless and unnecessary thing, especially in the hands of old white people (see: elected officials), however i might have found its one use - understanding how winona thinks. i can only imagine that if you hooked up an mri to her thought process, every second or so across the screen would scroll “Applying temporary corn dog tattoos...
If you have a sister and she dies, do you stop saying you have one? Or are you...– msk (via spontaneouslove) I’ve never had a sister, but I think this is beautiful.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become...– John Quincy Adams (via princessleah7x) (via quote-book) (via think4yourself)
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My Nat Geo article got picked up on Boing Boing! Score!
KEVIN SPACEY FAIL.– My brother
Lloyd: You’re it. Harry: You’re it. Lloyd: You’re it, quitsies! Harry:...– Dumb & Dumber (via misstrin) (via finitewisdom) (via rachell) (via onesong)
Me: Remember that song that went, "Wanna be a baller, shot caller"?
Me: What was the part about, like, the size of the guy's rims?
Nick: That was the whole song.
Me: What was that song called?
Nick: I think it was just called, "Baller."
Me: Who sang it?
Nick: Probably someone named "Baller."
Me: This is by far the most unsatisfying conversation of my life.