24 Free Dinners

2009

December 48
November 143
October 133
September 170
August 101
July 87
June 49
May 61
April 99
March 87
February 62
January 165

2008

December 225
November 175
October 201
September 99
August 76
July 27
June
May
April
March
February
January
“I’m sorry senator, but this is MY cheese wheel!”
— (via psinsanity)
May 1st
Warch Watch
stfuparents: Viral Video: ‘Pregnant Women Are Smug’ (submitted by Save the Assistants)
May 1st
psinsanity: dedicated to the crazy christan kid in my...
Apr 30th
“When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered...”
— Friedrich Nietzsche (via...
Apr 29th
think4yourself:somethingchanged:bouvier
Apr 29th
notthatkindagay: think4yourself: wigglewarily: Dude....
Apr 29th
“It was a very cunning way for the patriarchs to enforce...”
— Elizabeth Cady Stanton stating...
Apr 28th
applewagon:jordee:nathanieljames:piratekitten: stop it.
Apr 26th
lemonlove: he holds my button collection. :) (via rocket...
Apr 26th

Priorities, by my little brother

Me: What are you doing?
Bob: Making a list of things I dislike.
Me: (Scanning the list) Wait, "tomatoes" is right next to "nazis." Really? Really?
Bob: IT'S NOT IN ORDER.
Apr 26th
lemonlove:FFFFOUND! | i can read - (via ventisette)
Apr 26th
(via fuckyeahmontypython)
Apr 26th
capriquarius:Dlisted | Be Very Afraid
Apr 25th
thedailywhat:Kim Warp.[via.]
Apr 25th
Warch Watch
Alec and Laila, any insights on this? Are you guys gonna come home and do this when you get mad?...
Apr 24th
“One thing PC users can do that Mac users can’t: SHUT THE...”
— Maddox, The Best Page In The...
Apr 24th
homecoming: babyastronauts: (via bjcg) I laughed for 10...
Apr 23rd
furryrabbits:scribkin: takeoff.jpg 873×516 pixels
Apr 22nd
“Aren’t all writers unemployed though, really?”
— Nick
Apr 22nd
interpreter:ninakix:agirlandherdog:soulgarden: ...
Apr 21st
daysofturmoil:sweetjo:missworld:voristrip: How They...
Apr 21st
furryrabbits:sniffyjenkins: We Blog Cartoons
Apr 21st
tomoatmeal: And about a day or so after I’d hired him, I...
Apr 21st
inothernews:somethingchanged:laundromat: Online Only: The...
Apr 21st
inothernews: FOR THEIR LIVES Specialist Robert Soto ran for...
Apr 20th
(via rachell)
Apr 20th
radarchive:(via marshmallowphantom)
Apr 19th
spanghew:fuckyeahmontypython: The Funniest Joke in the...
Apr 19th
saramcpherson:(via tmblg)
Apr 19th
adamd:noahkai:fiend-for-nicotine:perfectionistkill: ...
Apr 19th
radarchive:(via creampuff)
Apr 18th
tyzm:zero-note: (via foresting)
Apr 18th
potterspoet:fuckyeahtattoos: tattooed:by inlovewithjets
Apr 17th
lilyeveryday: (via smileitsjustlife)
Apr 17th
jessicabreedlove:siddman: (via fadychamaa)
Apr 17th
tarajuku:rachell: (via beeslyposse) Dwight: [whispering...
Apr 16th
tyzm:silentsigh:andreamichelle
Apr 15th
tomoatmeal: “Job decided to elude the swarm of hornets by...
Apr 15th
proudpbskid:silentsigh:minaxbina
Apr 15th
Warch Watch
onesong: I’m On A Boat (ft. T-Pain) - Album Version (via thelonelyisland) i dont usually find...
Apr 14th
eatsleepdraw: My chest hair looks like an eagle grabbing my...
Apr 13th
gluttonyisabliss: (via chrisfreeland2002) Grilled Shrimp...
Apr 13th

Your NPR Name

sufjanssteven: apollosraven: pleasedontsqueezetheshaman: spiegelman: liana: Eric and I...
Apr 13th
dreamsandbones: (via klutztastrophe)
Apr 12th
ashlyn:mthrfknluis: oh my god
Apr 12th
eileenclare: KRISATOMIC » Treehouse of amaze Don’t...
Apr 12th
gubler:s9ason
Apr 12th
(via jgh)
Apr 12th
luxuriousvulgarity:kayfabe: (via fhqwhagads:inothernews)
Apr 11th
“How can a street intersect with itself? This must be the...”
— Cosmo Kramer
Apr 11th
(via littlemissangie)
Apr 11th

In Which My 14-Year-Old Brother Applies...

Bob: (Teetering on top of a chair) Oh man, I'm about to pull a Peter from The Diary of Anne Frank!
Me: What the hell does that mean?
Bob: Peter fell off a chair and alerted the Nazis to the family's hiding space.
Apr 11th
amytrang: (via sarcastic-icasm)
Apr 11th
“A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can...”
— Roald Dahl, The Twits (via...
Apr 11th
buyhercandy:wedancedtogether:babydeer:littleghost: ...
Apr 11th
“Go ahead. Excuse it. Apologize for it. Say, “Well, it’s not...”
— Robot Heart: Sex, Religion,...
Apr 11th
via suitep
Apr 11th
furryrabbits:bibi: Susan Sarandon - Sexiest Showbiz...
Apr 10th
inothernews: First Lady Michelle Obama speaks with U.S....
Apr 10th
unicornology:merricat: (via swanlake)
Apr 9th
suicideblonde: bohemea:sweetjo: Crystal Renn - Now That’s...
Apr 9th
bitchville: (via cavaz)
Apr 9th
lemonlove:ru_glamour: Penelope Cruz. Various. Part III
Apr 9th
reckon: Taking a rest (via Bright Tal)
Apr 9th
(via robmandu)
Apr 9th
Warch Watch
notthatkindagay: Did y’all know Mrs. Doubtfire was supposed to be a horror movie? “They thought...
Apr 9th
“I twittered about it extensively, if anyone follows my...”
— Someone actually just said...
Apr 8th
cvxn: tesslynch: lom: directed alf. Definitely a top...
Apr 8th
Orenco
Apr 8th

Kal Penn's Career

think4yourself: From White Castle to House to White House Not sure how that one worked out but...
Apr 8th
applewagon: typewriterblues: Written By Gary Young - From...
Apr 7th
Crow in Astoria
Apr 7th
chronicdissatisfaction:poortaste: via www.morenewmath.com
Apr 7th
lemonlove: ru_glamour: Diane Kruger (блондинка и брюнетка),...
Apr 7th
bohemea: lexivangsnes:bebelestrange: the pied piper,...
Apr 7th
“I’m smiling because you’re crazy, and that’s what you do to...”
— Lorelai Gilmore (via atoms)...
Apr 7th
Me: Is it offensive to use the word "pygmies"?
Tona: Pygmies can't read!
Apr 7th
“If you want to know the reason why I am standing here, it’s...”
— Michelle Obama (via ...
Apr 5th
spanghew: marsiouxpial: “The anatomical-astrological...
Apr 4th
furryrabbits:nickmcglynn:nickrosenthal:thedailywhat: ...
Apr 4th
Took this on a walk today in old Orenco. I love where I...
Apr 4th
(via sunlightandamocha)
Apr 4th
“We are firmly convinced the exclusion of gay and lesbian...”
— Iowa Supreme Court, in their...
Apr 4th
apsies: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton arrives at the...
Apr 3rd
Warch Watch
“Windy” by The Association This is my all-time favorite song.
Apr 3rd
jackvanimpish: bigfun: Marlène Jobert - Faut pas prendre...
Apr 3rd
“If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers,...”
— Dorothy Parker via...
Apr 2nd
hilker: superamit: OMG! Fresh pizza vending machine!...
Apr 2nd
spontaneouslove: “We surf because, like the Florida swells,...
Apr 2nd
bitchville: ESCape.
Apr 2nd
cardcatalogue: via 3.bp.blogspot.com
Apr 2nd
(via suitep)
Apr 2nd
capriquarius:proudpbskid: Oregon Farm (via Rob56)
Apr 2nd
“Surely all Americans have the right to give their money only...”
— Chris McCandless, writing his...
Apr 2nd
lemonlove:scandalinbohemia:nathenmckenzie:carlovely: by...
Apr 2nd

Formula For An ITT-Tech Commercial

sufjanssteven: tonytoday: 1. Ethnic family not doing so well. 2. Baby/Toddler & Baby...
Apr 2nd
fuckyeahrachelmaddow: Rachel Maddow gets a HuffPo Homepage...
Apr 2nd

Maybe not the best example

Me : Capucine, I have to take you along with me to the office of Mrs P. But I need you to be very quiet, because I have something important to discuss with her.
Capucine : Don't worry Mom. I'll be as quiet as a trumpet.
Apr 1st
jgh: Onion Store
Apr 1st
(via unicornology)
Apr 1st