24 Free Dinners

2009

December 48
November 143
October 133
September 170
August 101
July 87
June 49
May 61
April 99
March 87
February 62
January 165

2008

December 225
November 175
October 201
September 99
August 76
July 27
June
May
April
March
February
January
(via fuckyeahmarilynmonroe)
May 29th
curate: angry asian man
May 24th
suicideblonde:bohemea:elvira:bluelightofthetv: Meryl...
May 24th
lemonlove: patched (via səthsquatch)
May 24th
“My young son asked me what happens after we die. I told him...”
— Jack Handy
May 24th
eatsleepdraw:...
May 24th
rachell: cotton candy
May 23rd
notthatkindagay: insidethebox: interweber: urg:One...
May 22nd
Warch Watch
ananthy:danhacker: Horrific work safety Canadian PSA Just watch and prepare to be shocked by...
May 21st
curate: ...
May 20th
Me: My new license picture is so bad the DMV pretty much declared me "Ugliest Person In the World."
Nick: Hey now, there's no way they could determine that.
May 20th

Dear President Obama:

notthatkindagay: In the words of the Joker from The Dark Knight “What happened? Did, did your...
May 19th
suicideblonde: Spiceworld (1997) Yes yes yes yes
May 19th
bohemea: Christian Bale - GQ by Terry Richardson, June 2009 ...
May 19th
bohemea: Lydia Hearst - Nylon, April 2006
May 19th
“Did you just tell people not to hold a grudge? Because...”
— Jon Stewart to the Pope. (via...
May 19th
klutztastrophe: awkward family photos
May 18th
aleck: chris mcveigh’s let’s be friends. see the whole set...
May 18th

WHAT A WEEKEND!

tomoatmeal: I was drinking out of this glass earlier and I guess I misplaced it because when I got...
May 18th
via littlemiss
May 18th
luverlythings:iampirate: YSL on a sunday morning.
May 18th
Me: If I joined a street gang, could my name be Sparkles?
Nick: No.
Me: Damn.
May 18th
capriquarius:Superpoop: Photo Comics by Drew
May 18th
“Whenever I’m out of town for at least a week, I feel...”
— Jim Gaffigan
May 18th
Oregon coast fish and chips Via Ruby Bastille
May 18th
lemonlove:babyfolk: ann-m (via girlfriday)
May 18th
proudpbskid:psinsanity: the go-to reference
May 18th
“I can has gout!”
— My little brother
May 17th
lemonlove:babyfolk:spikepriggen:lacoliflor:poisonous:Mark...
May 17th
Me: I kind of want one of those three-wheeled motorcycles.
Tona: Noooo! Those are only for the world's fattest twins to ride around the circus.
Me: Nevermind.
May 16th
capriquarius:catsdoingshit: Cat senior portrait.
May 15th
(via littlemiss)
May 13th
notthatkindagay: funtime: I couldn’t sleep last night so...
May 13th
T-Minus 12 Days!! via
May 12th
tulletulle:tatielle:Friday
May 12th
funtime: A quirky Portland landmark: Benson Bubblers
May 12th
Warch Watch
“Did you also shave your V for Vagina?”
May 10th
“Yo mama is so attractive she could be on the cover of...”
— McSweeney’s Internet Tendency:...
May 9th
(via fuckyeahmarilynmonroe)
May 9th
tyzm:asanopiyo:nemoi:starcat:kml:nakamagome2: ...
May 8th

Flattered, I'm sure.

Brother's coworker: I saw your sister today.
Brother: Oh yeah?
Brother's coworker: Yeah, she was wearing a leopard print skirt and a bra.
Brother: That was a hooker.
Brother's coworker: Oh.
May 8th
furryrabbits:oldfilmsflicker:elohbee: (via...
May 8th
keeleychevrier:tinyparcels:oneshouldreadeverything: (via...
May 8th

Complaint #409

whitewhine: “All the real pirates in the news are making it hard to aggregate news about digital...
May 8th
isitbecauseyouloveme: I love evening walks.
May 8th
pointofnoreturn:curate:elvira:stripeout:morgenstern:soupsoup:...
May 8th

From my 14-year-old bro's new tumblr:

Kid behind me: Cuyler!
Me: (turning to face him)
Kid behind me: (as i turn to him) My balls are hanging out!
Kid behind me: OH! you looked! your gay!
May 8th
thewildrumpus:ilikethepartwhere: G.O.B.: Michael! I’ve...
May 8th
“Get your Brad Garrett sitcoms right, dumbass.”
— Nick
May 7th
lemonlove: new dream car. (via rocket ship)
May 7th
(via bebelestrange)
May 7th
cardcatalogue: via tbn0.google.com
May 7th
megsnotplural: cowgirlinthesand: (via bringtheruckuss) ...
May 6th
(via eatsleepdraw)
May 5th
“Bop around doing your thing and you’ll bop into...”
— My aunt Margaret
May 5th
via psinsanity
May 5th
via Dlisted
May 4th
molls:tomoatmeal: See you in hell Eric!
May 4th

Probably inappropriate

Me: How long have you spent thinking about Christopher Reeve's sex life?
Devin: Constantly for four months after the Barbara Walters interview, then once or twice a day after that.
May 4th
“I’m sorry senator, but this is MY cheese wheel!”
— (via psinsanity)
May 1st