“Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.”
—
Kurt Vonnegut
(via iamtea-rriffic) (via quote-book)
February 2010
“I’m not a fan of eating fruit in public. I think it’s pretentious.”
—Scott Christ
“Losers aren’t the people who don’t win, losers are people who are so afraid of not winning, they don’t even try.”
—Little Miss Sunshine (via julie911) (via quote-book) (via temporaryhedonism) (via dastardlydeed) (via sqwrlydoom) (via lemonlove)
- Bob: Hey Nona, could I test my new invention on you?
- Me: Sure, bro.
- Bob: It's meant to constrict the airways, resulting in death.
“Red Lobster causes the exact same symptoms as Gulf War Syndrome.”
—Devin
