May 2010
“In and of itself, nothing really matters. What matters is that nothing is ever in and of itself.”
—Chuck Klosterman
“BP wants Twitter to shut down a fake BP account that is mocking the oil company. In response, Twitter wants BP to shut down the oil leak that’s ruining the ocean.”
—
JIMMY FALLON, Late Night
(via the New York Times)
(via inothernews)
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“Dennis: Alright, what are some of your likes?
Charlie: Uh, ghouls.
Mac: Son of a bitch. What are you talking about now?
Charlie: You know, funny little green ghouls.
Dennis: Wh-what? Like in movies, in cartoons?
Charlie: Little green ghouls, buddy!
Mac: Don’t write ghouls.
Dennis: I’m not! I’m putting travel, Jesus Christ. What are your dislikes?
Charlie: People’s knees.” —
Charlie: Uh, ghouls.
Mac: Son of a bitch. What are you talking about now?
Charlie: You know, funny little green ghouls.
Dennis: Wh-what? Like in movies, in cartoons?
Charlie: Little green ghouls, buddy!
Mac: Don’t write ghouls.
Dennis: I’m not! I’m putting travel, Jesus Christ. What are your dislikes?
Charlie: People’s knees.” —
It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
(via lrusso)
- Tona: Why did you call me?
- Me: To impersonate a baby alligator.
- Tona: Really?
- Me: Yes.
- Tona: I guess that's as good a reason as any.
