“Anyone who uses the words ‘ramekin’ or ‘carafe’ can suck a dick.” —Tona
- Me: Can anybody in this room name a better actor than Seann William Scott?
- Everyone: No.
- Me: Exactly.
- Molly: I dream about elbow pads a lot.
- Me: Wait, like how often?
- Molly: At least 3 to 4 times per year.