July 2010
“Wouldn’t you agree that The Phantom was one of the best Billy Zane movies...”
– Nelson
What Happens When 150 People Stop Moving →
noahkai:dayyynuhhh:(via loveismy-religion)
“My heart just had an orgasm.”
– My friend Becca, after seeing a picture of Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Me: You know how in cartoons when a character is hungry they picture their friend as a steaming Thanksgiving turkey? I just constantly picture you as Commander Riker from Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Nick: I'm fine with that.
Me: What do you think Celine Dion's vagina smells like?
Kyle: Heaven.
“All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.”
– George Harrison
