Wouldn’t you agree that The Phantom was one of the best Billy Zane movies...– Nelson
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My heart just had an orgasm.– My friend Becca, after seeing a picture of Joseph Gordon-Levitt
Me: You know how in cartoons when a character is hungry they picture their friend as a steaming Thanksgiving turkey? I just constantly picture you as Commander Riker from Star Trek: The Next Generation.
Nick: I'm fine with that.
Me: What do you think Celine Dion's vagina smells like?
All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.– George Harrison