August 2010
“All I wanna do is watch 10 Things I Hate About You and eat cake.”
—Becca
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“I’d sell my soul for $12.”
—Bob
“I tried to laugh all the way to the bank, but my bank was just too far away. I need to get a closer bank or think of a funnier joke.”
—Mitch Hedberg (via davereed)
- Me: For your birthday I'm gonna make you a picture frame out of popsicle sticks.
- Nelson: No! If you do I will throw it in your face. Unless of course they're the sticks with jokes on them. Then I will just throw it on the ground.
