January 2012
“You want to show solidarity with women? Acknowledge their right to be sexual...”
– Unknown. (via rosenplantzandguildenfern)
December 2011
Nurse Reveals Top 5 Regrets of the Dying →
kellyoxford:
From Arise India Forum:
“For many years I worked in palliative care. My patients were those who had gone home to die. Some incredibly special times were shared. I was with them for the last three to twelve weeks of their lives People grow a lot when they are faced with their own…
Me: The ipod in my purse just started playing Ke$ha really loud in a hipster coffeeshop and I thought the baristas were listening to it ironically so I didn't realize it was me until everyone was glaring at me in angry silence and then the hold button got stuck and I couldn't turn it off!
Devin: God hates you.
“I like all red wine that has Maynard’s blood in it.”
– Nelson
Me: I don't think I want to be cremated.
Nick: Why?
Me: What if I'm not actually dead? What if someone forgets to check? I don't want to be burned alive.
Nick: So you'd rather be buried alive?
Me: Sure. Just make sure my coffin has a hard top and load it up with some capri suns and I'm good.
“From my rotting body, flowers shall grow, and I am in them, and that is...”
– Edvard Munch (via moonbrains)
“If you get embarrassed every time you drop a pad or tampon—and it will happen—or...”
– Rookie Mag - Everybody Farts!
“You killed my son and now you are giving me a tree?”
– An Iraqi farmer to Peter Van Buren of the US State Department after his team tried to give away fruit tree seedlings to replant ruined orchards.
(via ambitioussurvival)
