- Me: Last night I watched Face/Off and now I feel hungover. Have you experienced this phenomenon?
- Henry: I have. It felt like my brain had those magnet boots on.
“Once I went over to my friend Jefferson’s house. He said, “My dream has been fulfilled. I have a bathroom in my bedroom!” Then he led me to the closet, and he started peeing in the corner. He invited me to join in but I said no. Looking back, it might not have been the best choice, but I know it was the right choice.” —Little brother Bob
- Mom: Let's get donuts!
- Devin: We don't need donuts. We have apples.
- Mom: I thought I raised you better than this but I guess I was wrong.