24 Free Dinners

April 2011

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• Me: Last night I watched Face/Off and now I feel hungover. Have you experienced this phenomenon?
• Henry: I have. It felt like my brain had those magnet boots on.

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“Once I went over to my friend Jefferson’s house. He said, “My dream has been fulfilled. I have a bathroom in my bedroom!” Then he led me to the closet, and he started peeing in the corner. He invited me to join in but I said no. Looking back, it might not have been the best choice, but I know it was the right choice.” —Little brother Bob

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• Mom: Let's get donuts!
• Devin: We don't need donuts. We have apples.
• Mom: I thought I raised you better than this but I guess I was wrong.

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The Package A Perfect Circle

A Perfect Circle — The Package

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