Here I am expecting just a little bit too much from the wounded, but I see, see...– Maynard James Keenan (A Perfect Circle)
A Perfect Circle — Passive (via...
There’s something in music which is obviously beyond language itself. It’s...– Matthew Bellamy (via ssillyrabbit)
Nick: Aaaaahhhh! Wayne Brady just awarded somebody a trip...back to their seat!
Me: Are you narrating "Let's Make A Deal?"
Me: This conversation is over.
Devin: See you later!
Me: If you leave before I read you this poem by Ashton Kutcher's dad I swear to god you will never be welcome in my house again.
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in...– Eisenhower. (I wish ten million Americans would send this quote to President Obama.)
How many times have you been taking a shower and thought, ‘I wish I was...– Bob
Don’t you hate it when cinnamon gets stuck in your arm hair?– Nelson