July 2011
June 2011
Here I am expecting just a little bit too much from the wounded, but I see, see...
– Maynard James Keenan (A Perfect Circle)
There’s something in music which is obviously beyond language itself. It’s...
– Matthew Bellamy (via ssillyrabbit)
Nick: Aaaaahhhh! Wayne Brady just awarded somebody a trip...back to their seat!
Me: Are you narrating "Let's Make A Deal?"
Nick: Yes.
Me: This conversation is over.
Devin: See you later!
Me: If you leave before I read you this poem by Ashton Kutcher's dad I swear to god you will never be welcome in my house again.
Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in...
– Eisenhower. (I wish ten million Americans would send this quote to President Obama.)
How many times have you been taking a shower and thought, ‘I wish I was...
– Bob
Don’t you hate it when cinnamon gets stuck in your arm hair?
– Nelson