February 2012
Amelia: Ami is savoring Downton Abbey.
Me: WHAT?!
Amelia: It's because she's really busy. She, like, goes out.
Me: Suddenly I don't relate to Ami at all.
Amelia: I think she's finally starting to realize that she needs to prioritize her fictional relationships over the real ones.
January 2012
“Oh, darling, you will be good to me, won’t you? Because we’re going to have a...”
– Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via loveyourchaos)
A Perfect Circle — The Outsider
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“Be careful what you pretend to be because you are what you pretend to be.”
– Kurt Vonnegut
Computer Blew: Tips for buying an Xbox on... →
computerblew:
The following are all real observations that I have actually encountered. I can’t make this up. Honestly, I’m not that creative.
When meeting your seller, remember that basement sublets can have pretty low ceilings. This isn’t a problem for inhabitants, as you will discover most seating is of…
8 Scientists We Want To Date And Why - The Frisky →
thefrisky:
Ever since I implored the fungus guy to be my boyfriend, I’ve been thinking about all the different types of scientists who would make excellent partners. I polled my biologist parents, my science-y friends, and the Frisky ladies to compile a list of the most desirable kinds of scientists, why we want to date them, and, alas, their potential downfalls…
Me: My internet keeps cutting out. Should I be mad at Comcast or the sun?
Henry: One of those things can only be appeased through human sacrifice, so it's best to blame the other one.
“Newt Gingrich is an idiot of great renown. There is something so hopelessly...”
– Maurice Sendak, author of Where the Wild Things Are, on the Colbert Report.
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Julie: Our venn diagram is on the Buzzfeed homepage.
Me: Aaahh proudest moment! Collaborating with you is my favorite.
Julie: We need to make it a point to do it all the time because it equals SUCCESS!
Me: Basically Julie, on my own I am nothing; with you, I am on the Buzzfeed homepage.
Computer Blew: Anatomy of a Facebook Rage-Quit →
computerblew:
We’ve all been there. One day you wake up and just decide to throw in the towel. Maybe you’re sick of the constant stream of invitations to Zynga games, or the older relatives who snoop through your posts like a mother through a sock drawer. Maybe you’ve got one friend with serious emotional…
“Fashion is a concept and an industry, yes, but at its heart is a simple act:...”
– On Fashion, Feminism & The Power Of Self-Expression - The Frisky (via thefrisky)
Nick: I'm drinking wine made by Nicolas Cage's uncle.
Me: You mean Francis Ford Coppola?
Nick: I mean Nicolas Cage's uncle.
Me: Do you know who Francis Ford Coppola is?
Nick: I know that Nicolas Cage starred in "National Treasure," and that's all I need to know.
