February 2012
Me: Is scurvy on trend this season?
Julie: I think so. I've been looking to bring consumption back.
Me: Wanna open a sandwich shop called "Tinker Tailor Soldier Sub"?
Devin: Yep.
Me: I'm not fucking joking.
Devin: Me neither!
Me: Good.
“You know what I love? Cutting people out of my life who aren’t awesome.”
– Nick
“We need a commander in chief who knows the truth about this great country. That...”
– Stephen Colbert
Me: Why do you love me?
Nick: Because you're like Andre the Giant but small.
“Nature, nurture heaven and home
Sum of all, and by them, driven
To conquer...”
– The Humbling River
“I want to teleport into the world where the plot to the “Everybody”...”
– Brittney
Me: We're having pizza for dinner.
Molly: I'll bring bread and cheese.
“Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who...”
– Amy Poehler (via stupidhandshakeything)
