March 2012
“Each day, six days a week, letter carriers traverse 4 million miles toting an...”
– Jim Hightower - The Truth About the US Postal Service (via mattpayton)
I have such a boner for the Postal Service.
Me: I just found a penny from heaven! Except it's a dime. And it fell out of my purse.
Nick: I don't know how to respond to that.
Me: They didn't charge us for our appetizers. Should we say something?
Devin: Yes, and you know what? This is the perfect opportunity to show the world that you don't have to be Christian to have a strong moral compass. I'm going to pay for these appetizers because I'm an atheist guided by a universal code of right and wrong and it's the right thing to do.
Me: Also we might be on a hidden camera show and get a prize for being honest.
“I think part of the reason we have trouble drawing the line “it’s not okay to...”
– The Pervocracy: Consent culture.
“Set your life on fire.
Seek those who
fan your flames.”
– Rumi (via poppy-darling)
“This kitchen is so cold I can’t even make a halfway decent buttercream!”
– Nick, being completely serious
“Dude, being a pre-cog sucks.”
– Brittney 